Bram de Wijs

I blog cats, boys, me, my boyfriend, my band, stupid jokes and me.

googlevideos:

sex is a lot like a hot bath

once you get your balls in the worst part’s over and you can get your torso and arms and stuff in

i’ve never had sex

(Source: aidn, via hugoslavic)

iPhone user:I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user:Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user:I just like this pho-
Android user:The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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I have a thing for crying boys.

Weird.

(Source: jaifkncourtney, via onlycuteguys)

thesushiandcats:

lotv:

I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.

(Source: dailyanimals, via hugoslavic)

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